kwikemart:

“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me:

alycyn:

when ur in an argument and u have a really good point but u stutter

daddylexas:

me, with tears in my eyes: time to make a joke

arabstreet:

I have like 7 different laughs and they’re all ugly

quack-likeaduck:

you’re yelling? at ME? the one person who has never done anything wrong ever?????